Last week's episode of
Drag Race finally saw Gia go home, a sight we were all too happy to see. With tensions rising and the competition mentality really beginning to set in, these bitches are out for blood. The beginning of the episode once again begins with Darienne getting pissed off with BenDeLaCreme, and it's really getting old. First up is the mini-challenge which is of course related to
Paris Is Burning. Reading is what? Fun-da-men-tal. That's right kittens, the queens read each other to filth.
In all honesty, this was the challenge ready for Bianca to murder. She reads a bitch better than any queen I've ever seen, and so it was a shock to not see her win. Adore came up with some pretty great ones, including the drop dead quip she used for Laganja. DeLa and Joslyn cracked me up a bit as well. Darienne went in, and although she had a few good reads, it began verging into nasty territory, a theme which continues throughout the episode. Frankly, she should not have won.
For the main challenge, the girls are tasked with a '90s rap challenge where they have to prepare a rap for the DJ ShyBoy produced 'Oh No She Betta Don't' as well as choreograph a routine. Since Darienne won the mini-challenge she gets to choose the four queens she wants on her team. Naturally, she picks the performers: Laganja, Bianca, Adore and Courtney for the Panty Hoes, leaving DeLa, Milk, Trinity and Joslyn for the Ru Tang Clan.
Rap legends Trina and Eve are on set to coach the girls as they perform their raps. Overall, the queens struggle. Other than Bianca, Courtney and a few others, the girls fumble their lyrics time and time again. Darienne is completely out of her element, and she was by far the worst. Trinity's rap is very awkward and off-beat, and although Milk goes for something left-of-center like usual, I found it quite charming.
Joslyn FoxJosyln has really been surprising me since last week, and I think this was the first episode that she really stood out as a contender. Her rap was one of the best. How can you not love "a mother-fishin' drag queen?" Her runway was over-accessorized to the max, but she still looked damn sexy.
BenDeLaCremeShe still surprises me on a weekly basis, and this week was no exception. She brought out the Creminem and slayed her rap. There's no reason why she won't be in the Final 3. Her runway this week was old school glam and while I liked it, it was safe as she has already shown us she can do that.
Trinity K. BonetUgh, another episode full of her complaining and trying to defend her lack of talent. Get over it girl and prove yourself. Her rap and performance in the video were weak. Her runway was much better as she served hippie Cher Half-Breed glam. She's really getting tiresome and needs to go.
MilkMilk does herself each week, and even through it all she still comes out unique and fun. I personally
loved her rap and performance because it was different than everyone else's. On the runway she finally served up glam and she looked gorgeous. Everything about her look was right for me, even though the judges read her.
Laganja EstranjaLaganja was subpar once again which really bums me out. She's just not living up to the House of Edwards name like I expected her to. I really liked her rap, but her look and performance weren't all that great. However, I think this was her best runway yet because it was sheer Laganja.
Darienne LakeI really loved Darienne in the beginning but her nasty attitude is turning me against her. She was atrocious in the challenge and should have been sent home just for that. On the runway her mug was beat as usual, and the dress was simple but pretty. It honestly wasn't enough for me though.
Bianca Del RioBianca served up some hilarious moments during her rap, easily being my favorite. There's literally nothing she can't do. For her runway she served up some caftan-realness, and she looked stunning. She's taking the judges critiques about her make-up and making herself look her best.
Adore DelanoAdore was ready for this challenge, and she totally brought it. It's nice to finally see her succeed like I know she can. Her rap was perfect and she served the look and attitude. Her runway was very sexy, and even though her stomping was a bit over the top, I thought this was her most put together outfit. I especially loved the hair.
Courtney ActCourtney flew under the radar this week. She was almost non-existent in the rap challenge. On the runway she came out in a duvet and a pillow, only to throw it off and reveal sexy lingerie. I love Courtney, but she's relying on her body far too much. I have yet to see an incredible outfit from her yet.
In the end Adore rightfully won the challenge, and sadly Milk and Trinity found themselves in the bottom. I honestly don't think Milk should have been there. It should have been Darienne and Trinity lip syncing. Since it's a hip-hop track that they perform to, Trinity had the upper hand. I have never been more upset to hear those words "Sashay away" said to my dear Milk. In six seasons of
Drag Race, I have never disagreed so passionately with a decision Ru has made because I can usually see his reasoning. This time Milk deserved to stay another week.
Make sure to catch
Drag Race next week because it will be a back-to-back extravaganza. Three hours of drag next week? I'm down.
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